Minggu, 28 Agustus 2011

still hot you know

Menjelang akhir Ramadhan, diadakan buka puasa bersama di salah satu Kedutaan Asing.
Kebetulan, kali ini wakidjan dapat tugas sambilan mengatur meja makanan.
sebelum acara dimulai, dia melihat Dubes sedang melihat lihat stand makanan bersama seorang wanita

Dubes ybs berusaha utk ramah thd seorang nyonya (Indonesia) yg berada di depannya.
Dubes : " Do U like salad..??"
Dikira nanyain Shalat, si nyonya menjawab : "Oh yes, five times a day".
Dubes : "Wow, that's very healthy. What kind of dressing do you like for salad..??"
Nyonya : "Mukena.., of course".
Si Dubes berfikir keras 'that must be a new dressing for salad I never knew it before'.


Sampai di bagian chinese food, si nyonya berusaha membalas keramahan si Dubes. Bhs Inggris pas-pasan, tp nekad.

Nyonya (sambil nyendok mie yg masih panas) : "Do you like mie..??"
Dubes (bingung, dipikirnya 'me', saya) : "eeemm....yes. With all respect".
Nyonya (dg mantap menimpali) : "still hot you know".
Dubes : "#??@%$$???



Sabtu, 16 Juli 2011

malaikat kok tutup buku ?

saya gak sependapat kalo ada yang bilang:

1.Malam nisfu sya'ban adalah malam tutup buku amalan

2.Saling memaafkan hanya di even even tertentu

Karena yang saya tahu

1. Setiap saat amalan baik maupun buruk selalu dicatat malaikat

وَإِنَّ عَلَيْكُمْ لَحَافِظِينَ (10) كِرَامًا كَاتِبِينَ (11) يَعْلَمُونَ مَا تَفْعَلُونَ (12)

“Padahal sesungguhnya bagi kamu ada (malaikat-malaikat) yang mengawasi (pekerjaanmu),. yang mulia (di sisi Allah) dan mencatat (pekerjaan-pekerjaanmu itu),. mereka mengetahui apa yang kamu kerjakan.” (QS. Al-Infithar: 10-12)

Semoga kita selalu membuat catatan amalan baik kita semakin tebal

2. Saling memaafkan dapat dilakukan kapan saja dan sesegera mungkin akan lebih baik
Pintu taubat tidak akan pernah ditutup kecuali pada saat seseorang mendekati ajalnya


عَنْ أَبِي عَبْدِ الرَّحْمَنِ عَبْدِ اللهِ بْنِ عُمَرَ بْنِ الْخَطَّابِ رضي الله عنهما عَنِ النَّبِيِّ إِنَّ اللهَ يَقْبَلُ تَوْبَةَ الْعَبْدِ مَا لَمْ يُغَرْغِرْ. (رواه الترمذي وقال حديث حسن)

Dari Abi Abdurrahman bin Abdillah bin Umar bin Khathab (semoga Allah meridhai keduanya) dari Nabi beliau bersabda: “Sesunguhnya Allah menerima taubat seorang hamba selama nyawa belum berada di kerongkongannya. (HR. Tirmidzi dan beliau katakan haditsnya hasan).

Kamis, 30 Juni 2011

because you want to love them in aright way

Rating:★★★
Category:Other
One young academically excellent person went to apply for a managerial position in a big company.
He passed the first interview, the director did the last interview, made the last decision.
The director discovered from the CV that the youth's academic achievements were excellent all the way, from the secondary school until the postgraduate research, never had a year when he did not score
.
The director asked, "Did you obtain any scholarships in school?" the youth answered "none".
The director asked, "Was it your father who paid for your school fees?"
The youth answered, "My father passed away when I was one year old, it was my mother who paid for my school fees.
The director asked, "Where did your mother work?" The youth answered,
"My mother worked as clothes cleaner. The director requested the youth to show his hands. The youth showed a pair of hands that were smooth and perfect.
The director asked, "Have you ever helped your mother wash the clothes
before?" The youth answered, "Never, my mother always wanted me to study and read more books. Furthermore, my mother can wash clothes faster than me.
The director said, "I have a request. When you go back today, go and
clean your mother's hands, and then see me tomorrow morning.*

The youth felt that his chance of landing the job was high.
When he went back, he happily requested his mother to let him clean her hands. His
mother felt strange, happy but with mixed feelings, she showed her hands to the kid.
The youth cleaned his mother's hands slowly.
His tear fell as he didvthat.It was the first time he noticed that his mother's hands were so
wrinkled, and there were so many bruises in her hands. Some bruises were so painful that his mother shivered when they were cleaned with water.
This was the first time the youth realized that it was this pair of hands that washed the clothes everyday to enable him to pay the school fee. The bruises in the mother's hands were the price that the mother had to pay for his graduation, academic excellence and his future.
After finishing the cleaning of his mother hands, the youth quietly washed all the remaining clothes for his mother.
That night, mother and son talked for a very long time.

Next morning, the youth went to the director's office.
The Director noticed the tears in the youth's eyes, asked: "Can you tell me what have you done and learned yesterday in your house?"
The youth answered, "I cleaned my mother's hand, and also finished cleaning all the remaining clothes'
The Director asked, "please tell me your feelings."
The youth said :
Number 1, I know now what is appreciation.
Without my mother, there would not the successful me today.
Number 2, by working together and helping my mother, only I now realize how difficult and tough it is to get something done.
Number 3, I have come to appreciate the importance and value of family relationship.

The director said, "This is what I am looking for to be my manager. I
want to recruit a person who can appreciate the help of others, a person who knows the sufferings of others to get things done, and a person who would not put money as his only goal in life. You are hired.

Later on, this young person worked very hard, and received the respect
of his subordinates. Every employee worked diligently and as a team. The
company's performance improved tremendously.

A child, who has been protected and habitually given whatever he wanted,
would develop "entitlement mentality" and would always put himself first. He would be ignorant of his parent's efforts.
When he startsbwork, he assumes that every person must listen to him, and when he
becomes a manager, he would never know the sufferings of his employees
and would always blame others. For this kind of people, who may be good
academically, may be successful for a while, but eventually would not
feel sense of achievement. He will grumble and be full of hatred and
fight for more. If we are this kind of protective parents, are we really
showing love or are we destroying the kid instead?*

You can let your kid live in a big house, eat a good meal, learn piano,
watch a big screen TV.
But when you are cutting grass, please let them experience it. After a meal, let them wash their plates and bowls together with their brothers and sisters. It is not because you do not have money to hire a maid, but it is because you want to love them in a
right way. You want them to understand, no matter how rich their parents are, one day their hair will grow gray, same as the mother of that young person. The most important thing is your kid learns how to appreciate the effort and experience the difficulty and learns the ability to work with others to get things done.

Kamis, 16 Juni 2011

10 Target


Rating:★★★★
Category:Other
Dapat kiriman dari Ustadz Muslim Gunawan (10 Juni 2011)


Karakter yang diinginkan 
1.akidah bersih nggak ada syiriknya,
2.ibadah lurus sesuai sunnah,
3.mampu penghidupan dan berpenghasilan,
4.bermanfaat untuk orang lain, nggak sibuk ngurusin diri sendiri,
5.teratur dalam waktunya nggak kebanyakan killing time,
6.teratur dalam urusan pribadi,rumah dan kerjaan
7.fisik kuat/sehat nggak tebecean (apa nih ya),
8.bermoral jangan lupa banyak banyak  senyum walaupun tengah bulan,
9.ber wawasan dan suka info info baru
10 self controler nggak suka yg berbau kemaksiatan....

nah, tinggal membuat program aja nih, gimana bisa mencapai 10 target diatas
meski sebenarnya itu bisa dijadikan target juga buat seluruh umat muslim

Kamis, 02 Juni 2011

Klarifikasi Putera Sampoerna Foundation

http://www.bisnis.com/citizen-journalism/17568-klarifikasi-putera-sampoerna-foundation
Klarifikasi Putera Sampoerna Foundation
Oleh Nila Tanzil

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Published On: 23 March 2011

Akhir-akhir ini telah berkembang informasi di masyarakat bahwa Putera Sampoerna Foundation (PSF) membuka Sekolah Rakyat (SMP Terbuka) gratis di Jakarta Selatan maupun program beasiswa bagi siswa lulusan SD untuk meneruskan ke SMP yang dikoordinasi oleh seorang oknum yang mengatasnamakan Ade Andria dari Program Outreach Sampoerna Foundation.

Isu ini berkembang dengan cepat melalui SMS, BlackBerry Messenger, forum dan komunitas surat elektronik, maupun jejaring sosial di Internet. Melalui surat ini, kami dari Putera Sampoerna Foundation ingin memberikan klarifikasi sebagai berikut.

Pertama, sebagai fungsi komplementer dari program pemerintah (wajib belajar 9 tahun), Putera Sampoerna Foundation memfokuskan program pendidikannya pada tingkat SMA ke atas. Guna mendukung upaya pemerintah untuk meningkatkan kualitas pendidikan di h, program se­­tingkat SMA yang dikembangkan oleh PSF adalah Sampoerna Academy yang saat ini berlokasi di Malang dan Palembang. PSF tidak memberikan program beasiswa lainnya, kecuali ada permintaan khusus dari donor kami.

Kedua, PSF tidak membuka program Seko­lah Rakyat (SMP Terbuka) gatis di Jakarta Se­­­latan, maupun program beasiswa bagi lulus­an SD yang ingin melanjutkan ke SMP.

Ketiga, Ade Andria merupakan mantan karyawan PSF yang telah berhenti sejak 2009. Dalam hal ini, nama Ade Adria dipergunakan oleh oknum yang tidak bertanggung jawab.

Kami harap surat klarifikasi ini dapat meluruskan isu tidak benar dan menyesatkan yang beredar di masyarakat saat ini. Kami mengimbau masyarakat untuk berhati-hati dan turut membantu menyebarkan klarifikasi ini.

Bagi masyarakat yang ingin mengetahui bebagai program Putera Sampoerna Foundation di bidang pendidikan, pemberdayaan wanita, kewirausahaan, penyaluran dana kemanusiaan dan penanggulangan bencana alam, silakan mengunjungi www.sampoernafoundation.org atau hubungi kami di nomor telepon (021) 577 2340 dan e-mail: info@sampoernafoundation.org.

Nila Tanzil, Head of Cummunications, Putera Sampoerna Foundation.

Senin, 23 Mei 2011

Kapan Kawinnya ?????

Kali ini dia dia jalan jalan ke Balikpapan, sebuah kota kecil tapi padat di Kalimantan timur., Meski kecil kotanya tapi sudah seperti kota metropolitan, tapi masih lumayan untuk jalan jalan , lihat aja link disini,

  Malam hari , biasanya wakidjan nongkrong di warung  kopi, tapi kali ini  nongkrong di taman kota Bekapai.

"wahh, ternyata Balikpapan nggak ada matinya ya, mosok wis jam 12 malam , jalanan masih ramai gini",

mas, sampeyan ki sudah lama disini, pasti betah yo, wong kotanya bersih, kerja juga enak, angkutan kotanya nggak umpel umpelan" kata wakijan kepada temannya

" Ya harus dibetahin to , kalau sudah terlanjur nekat keluar kandang, ya harus bertahan, apalagi nyari kerjaan sudah mulai susah" Jawab temennya

" Eh mas, kalo liat kotanya kayak gini, kota minyak rak kaya to, mesti gajimu rak yo ngikut gedhe yo?" lanjut wakijan mulai meng interogasi

" Sapa bilang, yang kaya, kan kotanya, kalo pegawai kayak aku ini ya sama aja mas, apalagi sekarang modelnya kontrak, outsourcing, gaji yo paling UMP" jawab temennya lagi

Sambil bengong wakijan nanya lagi " kata katamu kok aneh aneh to, outsourcing, UMP, ra mudeng aku, mbok yang jelas to kalo ngomong, gajimu piro, ngono wae"

Tanpa melihat ekspresi wakijan, temennya dengan berat hati njelasin juga" Gini lo UMP iku upah minimum yang ditetapkan pemerintah , tiap tiap daerah beda, gampangnya di Balikpapan , kata bossku nilainya Rp.1.175.00, ya segitu gajiku......."

Wakidjan keselek, langsung nyaut " tenane mas, sik yo tak itung itung, njenengan kerjo kan rata rata 24 hari to?
Kemarin aku sarapan nasi kuning 7.000 nek 24 hari berarti 168.000
makan siang beli nasi pecel 10.000 kali 24 kan 240.000

makan malem nasi campur 15.000 kali 24 berarti  360.000

naik angkot 3.000 pulang pergi 6.000 kali 24 kan 144.000

kost njenengan sing cuman sak kamar sebulan 300.000

jadi total pengeluaran 1.212.000


waduuuhhh Lawong kerjo kok njenengan ki malah nombok to?????
padahal iku belum dihitung minumnya, mosok tiap hari minumnya air putih, nggak ngrokok, nggak beli pulsala terus kapan leh nabung, la kapan bisa kawin no,
po yo mau nyadong mertua
"

Wakijan berhenti sebentar, baru nyadar ngeliat wajah memelas temennya"
sorry mass, no what what kan, aku an cuman kaget aja...

kudune ono sing mikirke karyawan koyo njenengan iku lo mas.... tapi sopo yo?
sesuk nek aku jadi penggedhe ,yang namanya UMP opo cara pengganjian opo wae namanya
kudu diitung itung maneh,
tapi kapan yo aku leh dadi penggedhe....

wislah ,  ayo kita muter muter lagi aja, aku yang mbayar,timbangane njenengan nraktir aku, tambah nggak kawin kawin, hahahahaha........

(Sambil ngajak temennya cerita yang lain, sebenarnya wakijan prihatin juga sama temennya, tapi ya mo gimana lagi, nasibe wong cilik)

Minggu, 03 April 2011

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY THE COVER (Jangan menghukum buku dengan koper)
Jangan putus asa, tidak semua orang menilai manusia dari fisiknya, sapa tau bisa dari rumahnya, mobilnya, pekerjaannya, atau tabungannya.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON (Suka bapaknya, suka juga sama anaknya)
Jangan salahkan diri kamu kalau kamu jelek, salahkanlah orangtuanya, karena jelek itu keturunan… iya kan?!

THE BEAUTY IS UNDER THE SKIN (Jadi cakep kalo uda ganti kulit)
Perbaiki inner beauty kamu, itu kalau ngerasa sisi luar kamu udah ancur ga ketolong lagi…

NO GAIN WITHOUT PAIN (Ga dapet duit kalo ngga kesakitan dulu…kaya kuda lumping)
Jangan sakit ati kalo dikatain jelek, cuek aja, inget film ‘Beauty and TheBeast’ kan?

JUST BEE YOURSELF (Sengatkan diri anda dengan tawon)
Jadilah diri kamu sendiri, kalau kamu jelek syukurilah, soalnya kalo kamu cakep pasti kamu bakal banyak dosanya.hehehe…

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE (Yang bener boleh keluar)
Kalau orang lain menilai kamu jelek, jangan diambil ati, penilaian manusia tidak selalu benar (maksudnya kali kamu sebenarnya lebih jelek lagi)

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE (Orang disebelah kanan, salah tempat… harusnya di sebelah kiri)
Cakep-jelek itu tergantung lingkungan, misalnya kamu di sini jelek tapi di Kebun binatang bisa paling cakep lho, makanyapindah ke sono aja. hehehe…

LOVE IS BLIND (Mencintai orang buta)
Cinta tidak memandang cakep atau jelek, ga percaya? Tanyakan hal ini sama orang jelek… Memang CAKEP itu RELATIVE…tapi kalo JELEK itu MUTLAK BROOO